MUMBAI HUMOUR.... Very Interesting !
AMCHI MUMBAI
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
"Doctor, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get
myself treated fully within this period."
Doctor: " I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,
see that board. "
Man: "No, Doctor, I have come to you only."
Doctor: "But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings."
Man: "I know that Doctor, and that's why I have come to you only..."
Doctor: "I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me,
which means you are a human being and not an animal. "
Man: "I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first: "
Doctor:" OK. Tell me."
Man:
"I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse .
I go to work running like a deer .
I work all the day like a donkey .
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses .
I play with my children like a monkey,if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife......
Doctor: "Are you FROM MUMBAI? "
Man said yes....
Doctor: "Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
in the beginning itself that you are FROM MUMBAI. Come man, no one
can treat you better than me."
Pass this message to all FROM MUMBAI.
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
"Doctor, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get
myself treated fully within this period."
Doctor: " I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,
see that board. "
Man: "No, Doctor, I have come to you only."
Doctor: "But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings."
Man: "I know that Doctor, and that's why I have come to you only..."
Doctor: "I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me,
which means you are a human being and not an animal. "
Man: "I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first: "
Doctor:" OK. Tell me."
Man:
"I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse .
I go to work running like a deer .
I work all the day like a donkey .
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses .
I play with my children like a monkey,if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife......
Doctor: "Are you FROM MUMBAI? "
Man said yes....
Doctor: "Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
in the beginning itself that you are FROM MUMBAI. Come man, no one
can treat you better than me."
Pass this message to all FROM MUMBAI.
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