Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
"Doctor, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get
myself treated fully within this period."
Doctor: " I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,
see that board. "
Man: "No, Doctor, I have come to you only."
Doctor: "But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings."
Man: "I know that Doctor, and that's why I have come to you only..."
Doctor: "I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me,
which means you are a human being and not an animal. "
Man: "I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first: "
Doctor:" OK. Tell me."
Man:
"I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse .
I go to work running like a deer .
I work all the day like a donkey .
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses .
I play with my children like a monkey,if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife......
Doctor: "Are you FROM MUMBAI? "
Man said yes....
Doctor: "Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
in the beginning itself that you are FROM MUMBAI. Come man, no one
can treat you better than me."
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he he he he arvind you are a devil, loved this one
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Hi, you are right ! I fully agree....
God Bless.
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heyy, everywhere it is the same...
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