See , how people write Applications.
Its murder of English language. But Too Funny....
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See , how people write Applications.
It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.
The Applications;
An employee applied for leave as follows:
'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave.'
From an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son:
'as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days..'
Another gem Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
'as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave..'
'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it ,
please grant me 10 days leave.'
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return ,
please grant me half day casual leave'
An incident of a leave letter:
'I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday.'
A leave letter to the headmaster:
'As I am studying in this school, I am suffering from headache.
I request you to leave me today'
Another leave letter written to the headmaster: 'As my headache is paining ,
please grant me leave for the day.'
Covering note:
'I am enclosed herewith...'
Another one:
'Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below...'
Actual letter written for application of leave:
'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband
at home I may be granted leave'.
A candidate's job application:
'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant
- Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle
both with good experience , I am applying for the post.
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dear sanghouston ji, Namaskar.
many thanx. GOD BLESS.
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Dear MAYA-ANIL ji, Namaskar.
I may have borrowed this idea from
experience. Re-circulation is okay so long
people can enjoy it.
GOD BLESS.
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Dear binagupta ji, Namaskar.
Blogs & Ideas keep re-circulating !
Many thanx.
GOD BLESS>
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Hi Lakshmi ji, Namaskar.
Engish is a funny language.
God bless.
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Shri Bhiku Matre ji, Namaskar.
Many thanks. God bless.
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Dear Bhavana ji, namaskar.
Many thanks. God bless.
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Hi scribblingpad ji, Regards.
Many thanks. My all blogs are
free to express and share, 'coz I
might have borrowed the idea from
somewhere through experience !
GOD BLESS.
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hehheheeh... Arvind Sir... tizzz wazzz hilariousss heheehehehe...
rgds
Bhavna
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haha very funny ones, loved the one about shaving the kids head, if only they allowed days off we would have bald kids.
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arvind
seen it b4
but enjoyed reading again v. much
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