ADULT JOKE in LIGHTER VEINS....!
BOOMERANG......(humour....)
*A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party
by a family friend*, in which all attendees were required
to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told
her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to
say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume and away he went.
*The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to
go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her
costume was, she thought she would have some fun
by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor,
dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went
up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his
time to her. She let him go as far as he wished,
*naturally, since he was her husband.*
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars
and had passionate intimacy in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped
away and went home and put the costume away and got
into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would
make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked
what kind of time he had. "*Oh, the same old thing*.
You know I never have a good time when
you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other
guys, so we went into the spare room
and played poker all evening."
"*You must have looked really silly* wearing that costume
playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
"Actually, I gave my costume to my driver"." apparently he
had the time of his life."
*A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party
by a family friend*, in which all attendees were required
to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told
her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to
say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume and away he went.
*The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to
go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her
costume was, she thought she would have some fun
by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor,
dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went
up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his
time to her. She let him go as far as he wished,
*naturally, since he was her husband.*
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars
and had passionate intimacy in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped
away and went home and put the costume away and got
into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would
make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked
what kind of time he had. "*Oh, the same old thing*.
You know I never have a good time when
you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other
guys, so we went into the spare room
and played poker all evening."
"*You must have looked really silly* wearing that costume
playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
"Actually, I gave my costume to my driver"." apparently he
had the time of his life."
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