WITTY STATEMENTS.......
1. If time doesnt wait for you, dont worry! ...
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WITTY STATEMENTS.......
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the
damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2.Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good
person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a
vegetarian. Think about it.
3.Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance / what clothes
we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out without
clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!
4.Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care
who rules the world! That's called Attitude…!
Keep on rocking!
5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man
than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a
wife as good as his father did!!!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no
affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the
claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
7. A man threw his wife In a pond of Crocodiles? He's now
being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being
cruel to the Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose
Marriage, slow & sure! ( Just a joke !)
9. Only 20 percent girls have brains, rest have boyfriends!
10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned,
expensive or married to someone else!
11.Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru.
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi.
Now tell whom to listen Bapuji or Chachaji.
12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of
accidents are due to driving without drinking!
So drink with head high!
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Avinashjee, namaskaram.
These fun statements are twisters, no ?
Many thanx.
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dear ashualec ji, namaskar.
Many gratitudes. God bless.
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yashasvi ji, namaskar.
you're always right !
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Dear scribbling pad, namaskar.
Many thanks. God bless.
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MayaAnil ji, namaskar.
Many thanx for inspiration.
God bless.
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Arvindji,
Very true and witty. enjoyed it.
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These are really witty statements...Thanks for sharing it
rgds
MayaAnil
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Only 20 percent girls have brains, rest have boyfriends!
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Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance / what clothes
we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out without
clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!
Ab dekho NArvekar bhai
Bips, Mallika sheravat, Kimi... yeh sab aap ki advice pe chal rahi hain
inki VAKLUE dekhi aap ne......
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