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Impact of job change
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit
a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a
shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out
of me!".
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap
would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my
first day as a cab driver -I've been driving a van carrying dead
Bodies for the last 25 years.......
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by Received through HARSH OBEROI, USAPINK CURTAINSA blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of
pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde
seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects
a lovely pink floral print.The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.The blonde promptly replies, "fifteen inches.""Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small,
What room are they for?"The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room; they are for
her computer monitor.The surprised salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not
need curtains!"The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo .... I've got Windoooooows!"
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Patel Bhai......
There was once a Gujarati Bhai Patel, owning a shop, living in USA,
and he was involved in a car accident.
At the hospital, when he awoke,
he called for the nurse to find out what had happened to him.
I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash.
"Car crash! My Corolla!!
Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.
"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries -
you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it,"
she said apologetically.
"I lost my arm?
My Swiss Watch! My Swiss Watch!!"
"Sir, please calm down.
That is the least of your worries.
You are in a very critical condition,
but all your family is here to see you."
He asked for his family to be called in.
As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name.
"Alpa, are you here?"
"I am here dear, and I will never leave you", said Mrs.Patel.
"Diness, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kalpess, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kamless, my son, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Paress, my child, are you here too?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Well" said patel thoughtfully,
"Alpa, Diness, Kalpess, Paress and Kamless are here...
and if all of you are here...,
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THEN WHO THE HELL IS IN THE SHOP!!!!!????"
(KIRAN)
by Got this through Kiran Kripalani -
-----Original Message-----
From: subramanianh
Subject: FW: JAMES BONDOn a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.
Telugu Guy: 'Hello, May I know your name please?'
James Bond: 'My name is Bond' Continuing in his inimitable style,...... James Bond.'
Then Bond asks: 'And you?'
Telugu Guy:
'My name is Rao...
Siva Rao...
Samba Siva Rao...
Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao........
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...'
TELUGU BIDDA Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...'
Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says 'James Bond'
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